COME AT ME BRO.....PEN RP POST

[comatoseroses]

what even is an RP prompt



(( idk guys just throw up a prompt or an image prompt or a meme link or a starter or whatever for the character of your choice (or idk if you know i have an account for someone and they're not in here whatever), i'm down with that. i mean i'll probably be slow but i'm completely down with that! ))

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[profiteers]

[Well he's all the mom you've got now he better not see any lights on in your Earth tent after 11pm mister.]

Yeah, I'll be sure to be more specific next time, kid.

[EUGH why does everything suck right now. Varrick's hungry and his face itches because he hasn't shaved in a day and now the sun's going down it's getting cold alarmingly quickly and excuse him he's going to curl up in his new Earth tent now and weep himself to sleep.]

Granted that'll only work if we find any at all, can actually manage to make any rope and don't get eaten by ravenous wolf-bats in our sleep.

Or wolf-bats don't even have to come into the equation! We could be bit by mosquitoes and then die of horrible jungle-disease. Or, I dunno, die of hypothermia! There are so many freaking ways we could die out here I can't even keep track.

[igneous]

At least none of those ways to die are Kuvira. [ They are sane ravenous wolf-bats and mosquitoes. He gets to work on turning a smallish chunk of earth into something a little more "lava to start a fire" resembling and tries to not sulk about bad life choices. ] Do people die of hypothermia right next to fires?

[profiteers]

To be fair, I don't think she was planning on killing us. Sounded more like torture and compliance. Luckily for us, we're both too valuable to kill off.

[Ooooh, fire! You are the greatest, Bolin, let him keep you forever. Varrick rolls out from his pity pile to come over and hunker down next to Bolin, taking advantage of the new heat.]

[igneous]

Oh, well sure. If you want to be fair. [ Cool, he'll just sit next to Varrick and enjoy the company. ] It doesn't really sound better, though.

[profiteers]

No, it really doesn't. But hey, we got out, didn't we, kid! To... starve to death in the woods, I guess. Still better than the torture thing. And boy did I love seeing the look on that idiot's face when I told him about the bomb. Priceless! Too bad Zhu Li couldn't have been there to film the whole thing.

[Oh, and now he just made himself sad. Damn. Varrick slumps a little.]

I bet she's with that little weasel now. I hope she feels really bad about thinking I'm dead!

[igneous]

[ Drink every time Varrick mentions Zhu Li. Bolin's building up a dangerous deficit.

Also, Bolin's pretty sure Zhu Li has probably never felt bad about anything in her entire life. Not that he's known her her entire life. Still, though.

But he's not gonna bring that up. Varrick's already all sad-looking and noodly. ]

Tell you what, Varrick. If you starve first, I'll make sure to feel twice as bad about it. At least. Maybe more! [ Just 4 u. ]

[profiteers]

[The looking noodly is an all the time thing, tho. But his mustache does perk up a little in a small smile.]

You know, you're alright kid. If I was gonna be facing starvation miles away from civilization after faking my own death, I'm glad it's with you.

[igneous]

[ Yeah that makes it even sadder. Except for the mustache, which is a great mood indicator. ]

Awww, thanks. You're not a bad survival buddy yourself. You didn't even get us wet firewood. Which is a lot easier to do than it sounds. [ You know he's done that at some point, somehow. ]

[profiteers]

Well it's been dry lately.

[This is a pretty nice fire, bro. You are a keeper. Varrick shivers dramatically and leans his shoulder into Bolin's to steal some precious body heat. He's never been more irked about his complete inability to maintain body fat, jeez]

[igneous]

[ Varrick was this entire train thing an elaborate setup to take Bolin parking... gosh. But nah, go ahead. Bolin's got meat on his bones out the wazoo. ]

Since when did you start giving credit to nature?

This tag has been brought to you by a 3am fire drill

[profiteers]

[Yes, Bolin, this entire situation was an elaborate ruse to feel you up. Because he absolutely couldn't have done that at any other point in them knowing each other. Nope, no opportunity ever presented itself before. Although your biceps are still ridiculous bro are you made of actual rocks.]

Well we're stuck in nature for the time being, maybe some flattery will stop us from getting eaten as quickly!

that sounds terrifying

[igneous]

Sure, sure. It doesn't hurt to cover your bases. [ Yes he actually is made of rocks. ] Maybe you'll get us out of a rainstorm or a flood or something. Business-ing right in the weather's face!

it was less than ideal

[profiteers]

Oh Spirits, I didn't even think of rainstorms! That would out our fire out! Can it snow this time of year? What month is it, anyway, I lost track.

[Look, his lab car didn't have any windows. He's leaning right across Bolin now to peer at the sky, fuck personal space what is that anyway.]

[igneous]

[ Bruh please control yourself. ]

Definitely not the time of year for snow, I can tell you that. [ who even knows who knows the date are there actual months who can say. ] Once we're back in Republic City, maybe invest in a calendar. You can hang them on the wall out of your way... hire someone to stand there all year and cross the days off for you. Maybe start ordering newspapers.

[profiteers]

Zhu Li used to tell me what day it was.

[DRAMATICALLY FLOPPING BACKWARDS TIME just leave him here to die, k. Also take a shot.]

[igneous]

Yeah, well, Zhu Li probably used a calendar for that. Most people have to remember what month it is at some point.

[ Poking him in the side tbh. ]

[profiteers]

[wow rude. Swatting Bolin's hand away and poking him back.]

Back when I was ridiculously rich I didn't have to remember any of that stuff. It was amazing, I had all sorts of people to remember it for me!

[sighing dramatically.]

Those were the good ol' days. I wasn't stuck in any forests back then! Or working for any crazy tyrants.

[igneous]

... huh. Yeah, things kind of have gone downhill, haven't they? [ Super rich and surrounded by lackeys to huddling by a basic earth tent and a fire out in the middle of nothingness. After escaping a horrifying crazy tyrant. ] I mean, it really seemed like everything was on the right track for a while there.

[profiteers]

It really, really was.

[his yacht was so, so nice.]

Looking back the whole kidnapping thing was probably a bad idea. I was so sure it was going to work, everything else always has for me!

[igneous]

Trying to kidnap the President to make more money out of a terrible situation was a bad idea? You don't say. [ He threw so much less shade about this stuff 3 years ago. How the times have changed. ]

[profiteers]

I know! Who would have thought! And now I can't stop thinking about it and all the other terrible things I've done! It's horrible, how do people live like this? It's no wonder Zhu Li left me.

[Peering up at you, Bolin, you'll never leave him right.]

You're the only true friend I've ever had, Bolin. Really!

[igneous]

What- why would she leave because you started caring about this stuff? [ Not that she seems very good-friendy, and he's not sure if he knows anyone else who friends it up with Varrick...? Hm.

Nah. ]

She's just been carrying your luggage and doing whatever you want for like a million years, and would rather stay with Kuvira than go to a reeducation camp. Or lose her hands in an explosion.

[profiteers]

We've just always stuck together, though! Ever since were were kids! She was supposed to be loyal!

[Although... well you have a point, Bolin.]

Maybe you're right, I could have been treating her better. I just get excited about things and then forget about everyone else!

[igneous]

[ At least he admits it. ]

I know, I know. It doesn't just happen to you, buddy. [ Pat pat. ] So you guys knew each other as kids, huh?

[profiteers]

Yeah. I guess I was about sixteen or so.

[now that he's thinking back though, how old was Zhu Li? Does she have birthdays? does she age normally? it's all really unclear. Also leaning on you again and stealing heat kthnx]

I was working on these ships, carrying fish from the South Pole to the Earth Kingdom and everything. She noticed my impressive work ethic and superior intellect over everyone else.