COME AT ME BRO.....PEN RP POST

[comatoseroses]

what even is an RP prompt



(( idk guys just throw up a prompt or an image prompt or a meme link or a starter or whatever for the character of your choice (or idk if you know i have an account for someone and they're not in here whatever), i'm down with that. i mean i'll probably be slow but i'm completely down with that! ))

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[profiteers]

Well it's been dry lately.

[This is a pretty nice fire, bro. You are a keeper. Varrick shivers dramatically and leans his shoulder into Bolin's to steal some precious body heat. He's never been more irked about his complete inability to maintain body fat, jeez]

[igneous]

[ Varrick was this entire train thing an elaborate setup to take Bolin parking... gosh. But nah, go ahead. Bolin's got meat on his bones out the wazoo. ]

Since when did you start giving credit to nature?

This tag has been brought to you by a 3am fire drill

[profiteers]

[Yes, Bolin, this entire situation was an elaborate ruse to feel you up. Because he absolutely couldn't have done that at any other point in them knowing each other. Nope, no opportunity ever presented itself before. Although your biceps are still ridiculous bro are you made of actual rocks.]

Well we're stuck in nature for the time being, maybe some flattery will stop us from getting eaten as quickly!

that sounds terrifying

[igneous]

Sure, sure. It doesn't hurt to cover your bases. [ Yes he actually is made of rocks. ] Maybe you'll get us out of a rainstorm or a flood or something. Business-ing right in the weather's face!

it was less than ideal

[profiteers]

Oh Spirits, I didn't even think of rainstorms! That would out our fire out! Can it snow this time of year? What month is it, anyway, I lost track.

[Look, his lab car didn't have any windows. He's leaning right across Bolin now to peer at the sky, fuck personal space what is that anyway.]

[igneous]

[ Bruh please control yourself. ]

Definitely not the time of year for snow, I can tell you that. [ who even knows who knows the date are there actual months who can say. ] Once we're back in Republic City, maybe invest in a calendar. You can hang them on the wall out of your way... hire someone to stand there all year and cross the days off for you. Maybe start ordering newspapers.

[profiteers]

Zhu Li used to tell me what day it was.

[DRAMATICALLY FLOPPING BACKWARDS TIME just leave him here to die, k. Also take a shot.]

[igneous]

Yeah, well, Zhu Li probably used a calendar for that. Most people have to remember what month it is at some point.

[ Poking him in the side tbh. ]

[profiteers]

[wow rude. Swatting Bolin's hand away and poking him back.]

Back when I was ridiculously rich I didn't have to remember any of that stuff. It was amazing, I had all sorts of people to remember it for me!

[sighing dramatically.]

Those were the good ol' days. I wasn't stuck in any forests back then! Or working for any crazy tyrants.

[igneous]

... huh. Yeah, things kind of have gone downhill, haven't they? [ Super rich and surrounded by lackeys to huddling by a basic earth tent and a fire out in the middle of nothingness. After escaping a horrifying crazy tyrant. ] I mean, it really seemed like everything was on the right track for a while there.

[profiteers]

It really, really was.

[his yacht was so, so nice.]

Looking back the whole kidnapping thing was probably a bad idea. I was so sure it was going to work, everything else always has for me!

[igneous]

Trying to kidnap the President to make more money out of a terrible situation was a bad idea? You don't say. [ He threw so much less shade about this stuff 3 years ago. How the times have changed. ]

[profiteers]

I know! Who would have thought! And now I can't stop thinking about it and all the other terrible things I've done! It's horrible, how do people live like this? It's no wonder Zhu Li left me.

[Peering up at you, Bolin, you'll never leave him right.]

You're the only true friend I've ever had, Bolin. Really!

[igneous]

What- why would she leave because you started caring about this stuff? [ Not that she seems very good-friendy, and he's not sure if he knows anyone else who friends it up with Varrick...? Hm.

Nah. ]

She's just been carrying your luggage and doing whatever you want for like a million years, and would rather stay with Kuvira than go to a reeducation camp. Or lose her hands in an explosion.

[profiteers]

We've just always stuck together, though! Ever since were were kids! She was supposed to be loyal!

[Although... well you have a point, Bolin.]

Maybe you're right, I could have been treating her better. I just get excited about things and then forget about everyone else!

[igneous]

[ At least he admits it. ]

I know, I know. It doesn't just happen to you, buddy. [ Pat pat. ] So you guys knew each other as kids, huh?

[profiteers]

Yeah. I guess I was about sixteen or so.

[now that he's thinking back though, how old was Zhu Li? Does she have birthdays? does she age normally? it's all really unclear. Also leaning on you again and stealing heat kthnx]

I was working on these ships, carrying fish from the South Pole to the Earth Kingdom and everything. She noticed my impressive work ethic and superior intellect over everyone else.

[igneous]

So you mean she picked up a really heavy crate for you or something, right? Or maybe tripped over you while you were napping... [ Such love very friend wow. ]

[profiteers]

yeah very funny, kid! I picked up my own crates back then, thank you.

[Not... well. But he attempted.]

We had a connection, you know?

[igneous]

[ He's trying to imagine you picking up heavy crates, he really is. ]

Yeah, I can understand that. [ Sort of. He thinks. ] It definitely stretched for a pretty long time for you.

[profiteers]

Yeah, it did.

[Eugh, why does he keep TALKING about this. He used to be so good at ignoring everything that remotely upset him. It was such a good system! But it really hasn't been working as well as it used to.]

What time is it? Is it dinner time? I'm not sure if I should be hungry or not.

[igneous]

[ He shrugs his non-Varrick'd shoulder. ]

I think it's like four? I don't exactly have a watch, though. And you could try figuring out if you're hungry on your own. [ Like a regular human, like the bottomless pit you lean against, or something. ] Because- funny story- when you say it like that, it almost sounds like you're just looking for something to complain about.

[profiteers]

Why would I do a thing like that?

[Except... always. Complaining passes the time, okay?]

So you're not hungry?

[igneous]

Because- because you just would, and of course I am! I mean, I am- I'm really used to eating! It's great. I'd eat an ostrich-horse right now. [ YOU'RE SO RUDE ALL THE TIME FOREVER, WORDLESS GROANING, ETC. ] Being hungry is so much easier when you don't think about it. Learn to whittle or something instead.

[profiteers]

Not big on whittling. If I were back in my lab, it'd be much easier to ignore! I used to forget to eat all the time if I was working on stuff.

[pat pat, I'm sorry we're trapped out here without an ostrich-horse for you to enjoy, bro. Maybe they'll get lucky.]

We'll try the rope thing in the morning.