COME AT ME BRO.....PEN RP POST

[comatoseroses]

what even is an RP prompt



(( idk guys just throw up a prompt or an image prompt or a meme link or a starter or whatever for the character of your choice (or idk if you know i have an account for someone and they're not in here whatever), i'm down with that. i mean i'll probably be slow but i'm completely down with that! ))

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[equivalences]

what? are you trying to get me to admit my 'true feelings' for you?

that's not going to happen

[ THAT'S TOO SAPPY

Ed wouldn't be with someone he doesn't feel some (even if begrudging) affection for so the fact that they haven't broken up is an 'i love you' already, though. ]

[bolincredible]

[ Sometimes he wonders how this even happened. He used to be so determined to get his sweeping romance-movie schmoop. PDA and complimenting someone until the sun exploded... fairy tales and rainbows, all that stuff.

Loving Ed is less like a movie and more like loving a cat. Sometimes there's a struggle in the affection area, since Ed likes to keep himself prickly that way. But he loves him. And if there's anything he's learned for sure, it's that Ed doesn't stick around people he can't stand. Ed admitting he has 'true feelings' would be like Bolin admitting that he's a slow reader. Like maybe it's never strictly been said out loud, but it's present and occasionally frustrating to be burdened with, and they've spent way too much time around each other for it to be surprising anymore.

but lbr it doesn't mean he's above pouting at his phone a little. gosh way to shut down his sap!!1 ]

well you know how much i like forcing out love confessions people are annoyed to give me

that was sarcasm btw i wasnt serious i dont actualy like that as far as im still aware so please dont.

oh and youre still being kinda rude have you been drinking a lot of coffee???

[equivalences]

[ he needs to shut it down before it becomes a monster that cannot be tamed.

Ed isn't sure how it happened either. we need to rp it someday so we actually know ... but yeah. He's never really pursued relationships in the past, and he's always been awkward about the sappy things. Bolin is actually so far from how he used to imagine his partner to be like and these many months they've been together still feel like a strange dream. ]

i just had a run in with that damned colonel. he pisses me off every time. [ so he's still salty. and then ... a long pause, because he's legit verbally constipated. ]

i wouldn't stay with you if i hated it.

[bolincredible]

[ A lengthy pause pursues. This is a fair compromise. holy shit i thought i typed that word ]

yeah okay that all lines up

and just making sure yes you still want the backrub? because i can make it confession free. and... hopefully colonel free. im not ready to massage your boss

[equivalences]

no that would just be really unsettling to watch

[ and he's pretty sure the colonel would consider it a victory ... somehow. bolin's way too young for him but he's also ed's boyfriend so it successfully piss ed off. that's a victory. ]

i still want it. i'm almost home.

[bolincredible]

[ that would be 1000% too awkward for life. but somehow i cant say bolin would never do it. he is a moron. ]

oh good! [ to... all of that... look he was really looking forward to the massage thing, ed is his favorite. cue da typo. ]

ill bring the hands you bring the dick

[equivalences]

[ this is why ed is deigned to protect his pure cinnamon roll of a boyfriend from the wiles of manipulative and annoying boss-assholes.

also, ed is looking forward to it too. because bolin has these strong and manly arms that deliver these strong and manly massages.

only ... yeah, totally messed things up there dude. ]

hUH??

WHAT KIND OF MASSAGE ARE WE TALKING ABOUT???? I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY GOING TO BE A BACKRUB

[ he's ... kind of fine with that too but he always needs a warning before they talk about lewd stuff. ]

[bolincredible]

what

oh

im not gonna massage you with a cooked bird i promise

like you JUST said you want that stuff kept separate?

[ THIS WEEK ON "BOLIN INITIALLY FAILS TO READ BACK..." ]

[equivalences]

[ why did he ever hook up with u ]

no!! READ WHAT YOU SAID


READ IT

1/2

[bolincredible]

[ OKAY GIVE HIM A MINUTE DEAR... HE CAN READ BACK BUT PROCESSING TIME IS A REAL KILLER. or it is when he has to coordinate it with his fingers actually working.

????


?????!?

... !!!!!!! ]

[bolincredible]

[ everything is ruined he has to burn down the building now

okay nah not really ]

OH

WOW IM SORRY THE BUTTONS ARE RIGHT NEXT TOEACH OTHER

which you know because you type htings too on your keyboard on the phone and i meant duck i definitely didnt mean that

not that you SHOULDNT bring your

i mean its pretty attached

[equivalences]

just stop typing, bolin

[ oddly i have no facepalm icons but if i did, one would go here. ]

[bolincredible]

yeah thats probably a good idea. you win this round

[equivalences]

[ actually it's a tie since ed did the exact same thing a few minutes ago ... ]

you act like such an idiot i honestly don't know how i fell for you

[ which is a love confession ok!!! ]

[bolincredible]

love is a mystery ed

youre not supposed to understand stuff like how it happens or why it happened with who it happened with

youre just supposed to enjoy it

[ And also supposed to be able to put your foot down when your terrifying girlfriend demands marriage, but Bolin really can't talk on that front. ]

[equivalences]

[ will bolin ever be more than a huge pushover ... probably not. ]

actually, it's a chemical reaction in the brain. but you're right that the combination of factors driving us to select certain people are unpredictable and not currently understood.

[ ah ed shut up

there's the sound of the door unlocking itself. looks like he's back. ]

[bolincredible]

[ Oh cool that means he can stop texting and just yell at him instead. He will be the Bolin stretching his upper half across as much of the kitchen table as possible, because that's what you are supposed to do when you sit down and text. Obviously. It's definitely not immature.

Also look it's Ed with food. Two of his favorite things together. As it should be. He guesses he can sit up more properly for that.]

Yeahhh, so I'm gonna forget everything scientific that you were saying about love if that's cool. [ To Love A Hippie. ]

[equivalences]

It's fine. I kind of expected this. [ love will always be made of magic and rainbows and babies trained in archery for Bolin. As tempting as Ed is to go on about dopamine and all those other neurotransmitters, it's a futile effort. There are some things they will simply never be on the same page about. Ed walks up and places his plastic bags on the table. Inside are styrofoam containers with rice, egg and duck. ]

Here. Dinner.

[bolincredible]

You know me so well. [ But for the time being sit down and eat, because he's not gonna wait. There's food afoot. Food waits for no man: that is a lesson hard-learned and harder-forgot.

Bolin can, however, pull together enough self-control to casually kick out a chair for Ed's sitting pleasure. ]

[equivalences]

[ Yeah totally kind of expected Bolin to go straight for the food too. There's a reason the guy is the size that he is. Ed accepts the chair pulled out for him, sitting beside Bolin. He starts to dig into his share too. ]

So? [ He says, between chewing on some duck meat. ] What'd you do all day?

[bolincredible]

[ Yes. Perfect. One day Bolin will find the way to leech onto him like an octopus while also functioning in life. But for now, this is fine. ]

The usual, I guess. Varrick's signing people up for chainsaw ice sculpting lessons! Heard about that a few times. I don't think it's gonna be as fun as he thinks it is. [ He's not totally sure Varrick can lift a chainsaw. ]